Terrell Owens is a Firerer--err. rerrer.

T.O. Fired his Publicist today. Let's be real. He should have fired this chick awhile back. Look at how much she's upstaged the poor guy.
via google:

• Terrell Owens "likes puppies" 10 returns
• Terrell Owens "clinically insane" 227 returns
• Terrell Owens "touched me down there" 1 return
• Terrell Owens "psychopath" 1,290 returns
  
• Terrell Owens "publicist" 43 THOUSAND returns

So not only does she make herself the story all the time, but she didn't even do her job. Look at the hard data (heh. hard). The Blue line represents Searches (top) and News References (bottom) of Terrell Owens - basically a graph of a publicists effectiveness, no? The Red line is the same criteria for MURDER.


The Result? T.O. is less discussed and talked about (or popular) than murder. Great job publicist lady.

If I was T.O. I'd demand to know why more people are not writing about how he's touched people down there. One return! One effing return! What does he pay her for if not for publicizing his exploits and prowress? If your career depends upon you being a manic-depressive destructive man-child, you've got to make sure the people you hire protect that successful brand. I'd hire a publicist for that if I had to, but my billboard campaign does more than enough.