Will you call it football or soccer?
Although to be honest, you could say either and you'd be the best player on the Raiders or the Galaxy (which sounds more lake a WNBA team). So there's that.
First Press Conference:
Reporter: So you're here to play Soccer. What is that?
Beckham: Well, the MLS has been around since 1996, and it's the most popular sport in the world.
Reporter: Actually David, Lou Gherig's Disease has been around for awhile. But back to this soccer thing - that's what you call it?
Beckham: Well we call it Football in the UK and everywhere else in the world.
Reporter: I see. And this soccer -football- as you called it, is this just a new version of the XFL? Is Vince McMahon involved at all? Also, your alien wife has fake boobies. Care to comment?
Beckham: I don't see Kiera Knightly anywhere. I thought she might be here.
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