Cheap Shots

• A horsie is recovering from an injury and is given the best care money can buy. This is a magical unicorn or something right? No? You sure? Fuck.
  
• Jason Kidd gets divorced claiming spousal abuse. Pot meet Kettle. Now Pot, hit Kettle again and then tell everyone she fell down the stairs.
• McGwire didn't make the hall of fame. Maybe it's because he cheated. For a long time. If he ever gets in, it better be years after Pete Rose and Roy Fucking Hobbs.
  
• The San Diego Chargers are trying to box out Pats fans from Sunday's game. This will surely backfire. If you try to deny New Englanders anything, no matter how trivial, they will want it more. We didn't dump that tea in the harbor for the fun of it. We did it because we dressed up like native american stereotypes. I think my point is clear.

update: MS provides this Tea Partay video. Holla atcha Chowdaheadz.