Pete Carroll, Come Back to Mediocrity.

Word is that Pete Carroll is listening to the unique ideas of the Miami Dolphins:

"This was the only time I've even thought about talking with anybody [from the NFL]. Here's a situation where a guy would give a head coach the opportunity to do anything he wanted to do. He's an awesome guy."

"It's a one-voice program. I don't think there are any other situations like that in the NFL."

Ohgodpleaseletthishappen. Saban could've turned the Dolphins around in 1 or 2 more seasons, but with Pete Carroll coaching, it pretty much locks up the AFC East for the Patriots for the next decade. Plus us Patriots fans will get to see the Pete Carroll Face on the opposing sideline for once.

Reportedly Carroll has already been to Florida and made a deal with his number one draft pick.


The problem with a "one-voice" program is that the voice could potentially be Pete Carroll's.

Carroll: OK Duante, uh.. be like Matt Leinert in 2005 now. Readygo.
Culpepper: I will murder you.