Mike Vick's Secret Compartment

According to the Smoking Gun, Mike (Michael) Vick was busted with a water bottle that had a secret compartment containing marijuana residue. Calls to Aquafina regarding the most awesomest water ever have gone unreturned.

Add "kind bud" to the list of weapons.

His disposal of the bottle aroused suspicion. Mostly because when he was approached, Vick dropped back 12 steps, ran left, then right, and then threw the bottle into the recycling bin.

"He never hits a receiver when he has to under pressure," a guard was quoted as saying. "That's what tipped us off. Had the bottle gone over the bin by 5 feet, or had he just tucked it and avoided us all to get on the plane, that would have been more normal. And wicked awesome."

Ok. Let's review for the record:

• Secret compartments in water bottles: Lame idea.
• Secret compartment in my basement used for "Leprachaun Love": Arousing, yet awkward
• Secret compartments in the wall behind the grandfather clock: Webster